Yippee!

October 11, 2009 at 1:52 pm (slam) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Let’s go to a party
Catch some booty
And get busy
In the jacuzzi

It’s so bubbly
Like some fatty
Being farty
After too much zucchini

You remind me
Of Nikki
When she gets slutty
In front of the TV

You’re so naughty
I’m so horny
You can go crazy
On my salami

Had too much coffee
But no time to pee
I’m with a hotty
Getting dirty

Okidokey
I’m being dreamy
On my PC
Hope to get lucky.

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Mubarak!

September 20, 2009 at 3:01 pm (college humour, slam) (, , , , , , )

Mubarak!
Kasse la barak
R Barak (Ob)
En Iraq

If it gets black
Get off the yack
And unstack
Your pack

Get a mac
From your sac
It’s a snack
And it’s whack

Pren ene ti larak
Then u smack
The crack
In her back

After you jack
You can slack
On the track
Before you get back.

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Disbelief

February 28, 2009 at 4:49 pm (slam) (, , , , , )

You tried to attend
And spend
Every weekend
On the godsend

You tried the garland
And the armband
But that’s no broadband
To the promise land

I am the Chief
Of disbelief
I won’t be brief
Cause I am no thief

You are a sheep
You need a beep
Cause you are deep
Asleep

At first you won’t agree
But then you will see
To what degree
You are free.

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A Dude named Jesus.

February 20, 2009 at 7:29 pm (slam) (, , , , , )

No need of an abacus
There’s only one Jesus

He’s not like us
It’s obvious
He’s religious
And famous

Join us
He’s not dangerous
But don’t be too curious
Just focus

We’re no genius
Just generous
If we’re numerous
Maybe we’ll get a bonus

Everyone in census
Sing in chorus
It’s not marvellous
It’s ridiculous

It is infectious
To be homogeneous
People are oblivious
Supposedly conscientious

Their numbers are tremendous
There is concensus
Seems like a circus
With their syllabus

I was dubious
But then it became conspicuous
They are hazardous
And can be ferocious

This is disastrous
Rather than glorious

Some say miraculous
I think it’s bogus
Not very luminous
Certainly not spurious

The dude’s name is Jesus
Started a fetus
I am suspicious
Could he be fictitious?

I am contentious
I am outrageous
I am no modulus
Rather ominous

My words are innocuous
Could be hilarious
They are blasphemous
But not injurious

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A Cheater named Eessar!

February 19, 2009 at 2:34 pm (slam) (, , , )

Yo Eessar!

To guette dan zar
Mai to pas ene star

To mari grand nwar
Mem si to ressembler ene lezar

To CV li nwar
ek imP barbar

To rod passe pou Marimar
Mai to zis ene malbar

To rod fer mwa crwar
Ene ta zistwar

To cour li pissar
Donc mo pren l├ęcar

Yo Eessar!

Moi j’en est mar
Et je t’en fais par

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