Physicist’s Slam

December 12, 2009 at 6:18 pm (1) (, )

A rocket explorer named Wright
Once traveled much faster than light.
He sat out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

The Pan Book of Limericks

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October 11, 2009 at 1:52 pm (slam) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Let’s go to a party
Catch some booty
And get busy
In the jacuzzi

It’s so bubbly
Like some fatty
Being farty
After too much zucchini

You remind me
Of Nikki
When she gets slutty
In front of the TV

You’re so naughty
I’m so horny
You can go crazy
On my salami

Had too much coffee
But no time to pee
I’m with a hotty
Getting dirty

I’m being dreamy
On my PC
Hope to get lucky.

Written by P…y!

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September 20, 2009 at 3:01 pm (college humour, slam) (, , , , , , )

Kasse la barak
R Barak (Ob)
En Iraq

If it gets black
Get off the yack
And unstack
Your pack

Get a mac
From your sac
It’s a snack
And it’s whack

Pren ene ti larak
Then u smack
The crack
In her back

After you jack
You can slack
On the track
Before you get back.

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May 1, 2009 at 7:20 pm (Other) (, , , , , )

Not my mix
Don’t like those ziks
Cause it’s full of pricks

Do need a fix
Bag full of tricks
Though there’s no magics

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February 28, 2009 at 4:49 pm (slam) (, , , , , )

You tried to attend
And spend
Every weekend
On the godsend

You tried the garland
And the armband
But that’s no broadband
To the promise land

I am the Chief
Of disbelief
I won’t be brief
Cause I am no thief

You are a sheep
You need a beep
Cause you are deep

At first you won’t agree
But then you will see
To what degree
You are free.

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